kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
*travels to the sun to get better lighting for selfies*
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.